Piss Off! Rude Welcome Doormat 70's beat me doormats

beat me doormats

I let him know at the front door that it's his brains that I love and not his sculpted abs or rock hard butt

Because we love it

This custom doormat implies to your visitors to ring the door bell

Or would you rather they stand there like a lump on a log

Piss Off! Rude Welcome Doormat 70's beat me doormatsOkay, okay. We really, really, REALLY like to tell people to go away. This one just feels kinda classy to me though. Almost like it needs to be said with some sort of accent. Small doormats are 18" x 30" Large doormats are 23. 5" x 35. 5" Care: Easy to keep clean, just vacuum or shake your rug out. The rubber backing will keep the doormat in place firmly. Remember this product is made from coco coir and will shed some for the first few weeks, this is