$100 MYSTERY BOX mystery box Laser-engraved “fuck

Laser-engraved “fuck

This flask is engraved with the ultimate petty power move: “Tears of My Enemies” - because nothing tastes sweeter than your victory

it’s time to get filthy (and clean) with CursiveCraft’s iconic dick soap

a special date

plus some extra sparkle and shine

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